Yossarian looked at him soberly and tried another approach. "Is Orr
crazy?"
"He sure is," Doc Daneeka said.
"Can you ground him?"
"I sure can but first he has to ask me to. That's part of the rule."
"Then why doesn't he ask you to?"
"Because he's crazy," Doc Daneeka said. "He has to be crazy to keep
flying combat missions after
all the close calls he's had. Sure I can ground Orr. But first he has
to ask me to."
"That's all he has to do to be grounded?"
"That's all. Let him ask me."
"And then you can ground him?" Yossarian asked.
"No, then I can't ground him."
"You mean there's a catch?"
"Sure there is a catch," Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who
wants to get out
of combat duty isn't really crazy."
Joseph Heller
Catch-22
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